Apr. 18, 2012 @ 8:15 PM _
©©©©© THROBB™ THRiVE throbbbbbbbbb»>†††ø®ü$»> 420 LIFE ©©©©© FEMA-WASH THA BRAIN DRAIN, SLOUCHY GROUCHY «««< 420 =3.14 =v=2pi2Rr2
Apr. 4, 2012 @ 1:45 PM _
CREEPY MARBLES + NICOLE KIDMAN = 420 LOVE SPRING TOUR 2K12
“A DEVIOUS PLAN 2 INCULCATE CALIFORNIA-AREA GHOULZ N FOOLZ WITH THROBB™ APPROVED MUSICKS + MAGICKS/PSYCHO ASTRAL-LITERATURE CONCERNING NTH DIMENSION-BOUND DINOSAURS…+++ THIS IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO GO THRU TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!”
♥CREEPY MARBLES♥ (@creepy marbles)
++ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Creepy-Marbles/120541324623728 ++
+++ http://holypagerecords.bandcamp.com/album/ddrrrr3333ml4nd-ep +++
++++ http://chugglythrobb.tumblr.com/ ++++
♥ NICOLE KIDMAN♥ (@jon barba)
++ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jon-Barba/213235185389722 ++
+++ http://myspace.com/jonbarba +++
++++ http://www.youtube.com/jonbarba ++++
((** = NO nicole kidman))
**April 20th ♥ OAKLAND ♥ THE COUCH PALACE
w/ Starskate, Saything, The Fighting Weight, Future This
April 21st ♥ NAPA ♥ BILLCO’S BILLARDS w/ Radio Shock, Comfort Slacks and Magnanimous
April 22nd ♥ LOS ANGELES ♥ MCWORLD w/ Dithyramb+Architect, Verbs, Minus Jenny, Viddious and Cameron Rath+Jack Littman
April 23rd ♥ SANTA BARBARA ♥ TBA
April 24th ♥ SAN DIEGO ♥ @ PARK GALLERY w/ Zsa Zsa Gabor and x$$$x
April 25th ♥ PHOENIX, AZ ♥ TRUNK SPACE w/ Good Amount, Hug of War and Space Alien Donald
April 26th ♥ PHOENIX, AZ ♥ FUNNY WORLD w/ Treasure Mammal, Melted Cassettes and Soloing Over Alanis Morissette
April 27th ♥ FRESNO ♥ @ C.A.F.E. INFOSHOP w/ Glamourtronic, Restaurnaut and Sci-Fi Caper
April 28th ♥ SANTA ROSA ♥ TBA
**April 29th ♥ ARCATA ♥ @ MEX N WOW w/ Kunchry Bwoyz, Mister Moonbeam and Piles
**April 30th ♥ GARBERVILLE ♥ @ SICILITO’S PIZZERIA w/ Kunchry Bwoyz and Mister Moonbeam
**May 3rd ♥ EUREKA ♥ LIL RED LION w/ Old Monk, Conspiracy a Go-Go and Dolphin Star
Mar. 16, 2012 @ 2:30 PM _
April 4th ♥ EUREKA ♥ The Ink Annex w/ Brainstorm, Twin Steps, Big Black Cloud & Astro Tarot (dj set) ::: http://www.facebook.com/events/266407770100973/
April 6th ♥ ARCATA ♥ Blondies - Osprey Release Party w/ 2012, Batman’s Friends, Noah :::
April 6th ♥ ARCATA ♥ MEX N WOW - MAJOR LEAGUE B’DAY PARTY
for Gunderson, Sandi, Luke, & Jess w/ White Manna, Dolphin Star, Shultz & Ray G:::
April 12th ♥ EUREKA ♥ The Shanty 21+ w/ Mister Moonbeam :::
Mar. 11, 2012 @ 48:15 PM _
WUDDUP WORLD!!! HERE IS THE BANGER WE RECORDED WITH ♥GALAXY CRUZER♥ (formerly ♥ANIMA L♥ and feat. memberz of ♥MELTED CASSETTES♥) FEAST YOR DELICATE EARS ON THIS POP CONFECTION : A CHUGGLY TRAN$MI$$ION FROM THE DEPTHSsss OF THE OUTER THROBB™
Mar. 11, 2012 @ 3:46 PM _
♥FAB SHIRE! ♥FAB SHIRE! ♥FAB SHIRE! + CREEPY MARBLES :
PSYCHOSEXUAL POPTERRORIST FABRICOPALYPSE N THA CHUGGLY NTH DIMENSION
starring FAB SHIRE and CREEPY MARBLES!
“wuddup real gurl (2 da max)” = ddrrrr3333ml4nd EP = HOLY PAGE : hoypagrecords.bandcamp.com
THANXXX 2 JORDEN, MARTY + FAB SHIRE!!!!
AURALVISUAL POPTERRORISM + INTERNATIONAL RED S©ARE REPTILE BAZAAR 4 GLOBAL JUS†ICE (UNIVER$AL TRAN$CENDENCE?) …new world order shmorder quit yor job b tha throbb™ !!!! join us on this game we call LYFE, the CIA the MUSICAL 2k12, grab a fleshy HOLY PAGE hoverboard and glide your throbb™ through uncharted oceans, crystal caves + reptilian brainwaves into pure and total self-actualization…
Feb. 26, 2012 @ 11:37 AM _
check out SICK OF THE RADIO’s interview/profile piece (complete with video segments) @ http://sickoftheradio.com/2012/02/25/b-tha-throbb-interview-with-creepy-marbles/
FULL INTERVIEW :
1. A little introduction, plz — Who are you? What are you? When are you? Where did you come from?
Creepy Marbles are three humanoid life forms grown in the moisture-rich caverns of the California coast. The Marbles in question are Backwoods Baglady, Jah Bork and Schmieshmar “The Dog” Aggdornaut. The detachment from our crystalline pupae took place in the late spring of 2011, when we first toured the lands of the Southwest corner of your Human America. On your country’s fetid day of independence, July 4th, 2011 Creepy Marbles compiled the dispatches they had been collecting from emissions produced by a cosmic energy field (AKA the THROBB™) and released them into the world in 100 tin disc artifacts bejeweled and colored for the enduring fascination of your puny visual sense. Creepy Marbles soon discovered a primitive technology called the “internet” and used this as another intangible portal from which to continue channeling the aforementioned “throbb” to the world. Once adjusted to their human forms, the members of Creepy Marbles continued to play musical concerts around the Humboldt County region of California. The throbbing tentacles of this band have so far expanded as far south as Phoenix, Arizona and as far north as Olympia, Washington. They are currently following up on rumors of a larger expansive land mass inland that very well may stretch as many as 1000 miles east.
2. How and why did you settle on Humboldt County for a space to start a collective?
Several thousand years ago, the three members of Creepy Marbles were mere shadows in a formless void, spirits circling in the vast chasm at the psilocybin core of some Eurotrash pseudosteampunk planet. In Spring of 2011, a disruption in the earth’s energy field occurred in an isolated barn in the hills of Fortuna, California- attracting demonic lifeforms from the earth’s core to dispense electronic dubstepping musicks and caffeine-rich energy drinks to the local youth. The souls of the Creepy Marbles were channelled by the Cosmic Throbb of the Universe to combat this chuggly spiritual imbalance, with their “music”, itself a thinly veiled sequence of algorithms condensed to specific sound wavelengths and “vibes”. So far, the militant chugglies have driven most of these demonic forces from the misty shores of their stomping grounds, with intimidating homoeroticism and pop-music terrorism proving to be effective psychic weapons of unforeseen capabilities.
Indeed, as the group is a collective of sorts, we have an assortment of occasional collaborators/performers such as the incorrigible hypeman/videographer MC Fee Seize (AKA “Fritz”), the sunbaked manager/guru Dick Thrillhouse, or the deadly mysterious MC Foxxy Newport. Local artists like Rave-On Beautiful, Vaginia Ludwigia, Hockey Slut, Danny Blues, Shultz, 2012, On-Hell and Jolly Jeff are thoroughly chuggly, and help motivate others towards tha THROBB™.
5. What is the Chuggly Throbb?
The Throbb is truly ineffable…but thanks to the research and dedication of Throbb Historian Ulrich Molitor, author of “UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT AT UNCIALS” and “BRUSHWOOD, BOUGHS AND BRAMBLES : THE LYFE TALE OF SORDID SEVILLE, MAGICIAN,” we have an answer, somewhat, at last:
The THROBB™ is a “mysterious lyfeforce! enabling pure transcendence that has inspired rabid followings, creepy cults, corporate cavalcades, insipid revolutions, namaste shadow greeting cards and distinct musical intonations/ top 40 pop confections 4 jaded breakbeat youths …tha THROBB™ can only be harnessed/witnessed/felt/touched/perceived/penetrated by the glad-vag™ non-heteronormative ‘chuggly,’ hence tha ‘CHUGGLY’ THROBB™. Chugglies chugg tha THROBB™… Passive chugglies, vacuous chugglos and vapid chugglettes need not apply.”
The THROBB™ can only be received “thru bodily contact with the appropriately chuggly or thru aural insemination via the CREEPY MARBLES™. One becomes tha THROBB™ after a series of spiritually painful/psycho-respitory/pseudo-sexual intracellular processes.”
The THROBB™ “surrounds/engulfs/swallows/f*cks you, the chuggly. Anyone can B THA THROBB™.”
Also: the name of our genius popterrorist synth-slizz opus LP released in July of 2011, available for pay-whut-u-want download @ creepymarbles.bandcamp.com. Also available in unparalleled physical packaging (lost relics from the pseudo-steampunk future) for only 5 dollas at The Works record shop in Eureka, CA.
6. How are you received in our mutual, blue-collar, bro-fested county?
I think you’ll find that all depends on circumstances. As it is somewhat difficult to book shows in Humboldt county, we are forced to scrape together what we can and attack the audiences we can find. In a darkened skatepark late at night you may find a dozen doodling kids bumping “Tha Chuggly Throbb” on constant repeat. However, a mere sighting of the band in “costume” at a local deli, bowling alley or liquor store is enough to send some hypermasculine manchildren into apoplectic rages. On the whole, and on the hole, we seek to encourage a union of THROBB at every show, and according to our chuggly statistical generator we have determined that an average of 27% of our audiences in Humboldt county are utterly traumatized by the sight of our writhing silky flesh- this phenomenon is not unique.
9. You’ve released a ton of videos to accompany your music. What’s that about?
Musics and visuals are inseparable, they are symbiotic abstracts that will and must feed on each other.
Creepy Marbles admire the considerable visual talents of well-meaning human VHS directors like Werner Herzog, Alejandro Jodorosky or Master Doubtfire brobro and seek to imitate them as closely as possible. Our resident hypeman/videographer MC Fee Seize and chief throbb Backwoods Baglady produce most of the visuals with only one maxim in mind : creating a spectacle as cheaply and absurd as possible. Our most lavish video to date was “Escape from BRO CAVE,” which cost us the 20 cans of Monster™ we used to ceremoniously spray on and torture Jah Bork. Our mothers have remarked that a consistent theme uniting most of our videos is the abject victimization of Mr. Bork, who undergoes progressively more intense psycho-sexual humiliations with each passing visual.
10. Is performance art an important aspect of your band’s aesthetic?
YES. Creepy Marbles are informed by and seek to create: sssordid sex-crazed spectacles, anti-brostep Brechtian bacchanalia, SCUM seances, morbidly obese celebrity egotism, masked marauding, John Waters cocktail parties, Britney “Beach Boys” Spears feline fashion shows, etc. We want to lure the audience deep into the abyss of the theatre of the absurd, so that we can commune chuggly vibez and suck-suck the spleen ween, aka THA THROBB™ in/out of undulating humans. We are often covered in paint, masks, and/or garish clothing to contain the boundless THROBB pulsating inside of us (and to conceal our hideous and true “natures”).
What with everyone and their collective mother starting a so-called musical group these days and the relentless regurgitation of said talentless hacks in the internet content generators, Creepy Marbles find it important to distinguish ourselves. For every pasty-faced plaid bro or khaki’d coffeehouse milf there is a spraypainted juggalo or indulgently masked dubstep dj and we seek to transcend it all. We are CLASSY technicolor dream-junkies. Creepy Marbles dispense unique fashions and secrete desirable fragrances and exhale melodious intonations that cause passing sirens to weep and weeping Adonises to cum. We dance and then cause others to flail and we fuck each other and then cause the others to salivate.
11. I have been listening to your ddrrr3333ml4nd EP pretty much nonstop, and feel like the video for “escape from BRO CAVE” is a must-see for all humans. Is there a story behind the song?
We, collectively, as an amorphous blob, cannot recollect the sordid details of the event that inspired the writing of our beautiful song (and its “hot-renting!” videofilm counterpart). Indeed, the event in question inspired us so hard, we lapsed into a state of comatose brilliance and the notes and vibrations just spilled out, like hot crisco from a jack-o-lantern or loose collagen from Lana Del Rey’s pufferfish lips. Conveniently, we have received a written testimony from chuggly Officer Jacque K. Friendly, a veteran of the private security force we are forced to maintain due to our controversial “antics” and the cultlike devotion of our followers (“fans”).
CHUGGLY THROBB PD
INCIDENT REPORT # 90051666
CASE TITLE : BRO CAVE, ALLEGED ESCAPE
On Friday, September 17, 2011, the Creepy Marbles of Eureka, CA were forcibly intimidated from the premises of what can only be described as a full-on “bro cave” in the classical sense : a warehouse containing unparalleled heternormative, homosocial pleasures such as (1) pool table, (2) shuffleboard, (1) bro-lifting cage, (6) Bob Marley “One Love” posters (2) monster™ logo -emblazoned widescreen televisions, (1) makeshift bar including Jay-Z brand vodka and, as one chuggly officer remarked, “as many goddamned crates of rockstar as my feeble human brain could comprehend.”
Upon being dispatched by the chuggly forces of the Universe to the scene, officers began seeing blindingly moderate neon lights and hearing unfathomable torrents of dubstep emanating from the “bro cave” : the first signs of a deadly level 6 “bro infestation,” an ecological threat the EPA lists as equivalent to DDT spraying. Dozens of enraged bros were occupying the perimeter as a large, dumb, extremely dangerous undulating mass, the building dripping with bitter viscous sweat the toxicology lab later confirmed as more potent than the concentrated sap of a Monster™ flower. Several “ragin” bros were taken into immediate custody, whereupon they explained that “things got out of hand as soon as those colorful fagz began dancin’ around.”
Apparently the typically homoerotic/pop-terrorist antics of the Creepy Marbles so confused and provoked the ire of the megalomaniacal brosefs in question, they reportedly “blacked out.” Resorting to a level of brain function that left them with only their lowest bro impulses intact, they intimidated the unfortunate Marbles with pool cues and threats of physical violence and/or destruction to the vehicle caravan that transported them there in the first place. Not long after, several dubstep DJs were quickly harvested to provide screeching wails and penetrating wobbles as fuel for “bro fire,” a clinical state of reptilian ecstasy whereupon bros accrete into a massive homosocial blob, snort powdered Monster™ and indulge in their own accepted forms of homoerotic sadism. The Creepy Marbles escaped, having ignited one of the most flaming, most ravaging bro fires in the history of puny humankind. No arrests were made.
12. What’s next on the agenda for y’all?
A 10 ” split record with Arizona truth-fuckers Treasure Mammal due sometime in early summer 2k12. We will be supporting the record with a national tour if our earthly vessels, the slave-owners of our sanguine souls, allow. Most of all, we need cold hard $$$$ send us money, buy our records, support the THROBB™ in us and then we’ll work on fucking the THROBB™ back into you, chuggly. xxx
Feb. 16, 2012 @ 7:51 PM _
ONE YEAR COMPY!!!!!
I am proud to announce that the One Year Compilation is now ready for your listening pleasure and purchase. Forty Six songs from 46 artists all celebrating the birth of this record label 2.7 hours of music on two cassettes limited to one set of 100. All money will go to keep downloads free, renewing the url, and release of more good future stuff! Thanks to everyone who helped!!!!!
Feb. 15, 2012 @ 10:36 PM _
ONE! Y3@R B-DAY 4 ♥HOLY PAGE♥COMPY!!!! SOoooSOOSOSOOoosoooooOOSooo STOKED TO B PART OF THIS GIANT THROBB™!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Tape Tracklistings Announced, you can hear these Friday and all that! Forty Six songs, two tapes, 2.7 hours of music, limited to 100 sets. People get ready!
Feb. 15, 2012 @ 11:27 AM _
Feb. 6, 2012 @ 23:14 PM _
WE LOVE U HOLY PAGE LIKE A DISTANT OMNIPOTENT FATHER FIGURE - U TOOK US IN WHEN WE WERE EMACIATED, BEAT DOWN, AND THOROUGHLY UNCHUGGLY & U WHIPPED US INTO BACK INTO TOP 40-POP SHAPE - WE CONQUERED THA UNIVERSE WITH U LIKE TRU BLU THROBB™ OVERMEN. GOD IZ DEAD, HOLY PAGE REIGNZ
HEAD ON OVER 2 holypage AND ReAD THA “EXTREME STATEMENT” 4 U CHUGGLY MASSES
Jan. 28, 2012 @ 1:13 PM _
NOW PRESENTING A 3! MINUTE MIXXXTAPEthrobb™ about the legendary bird-assisted apocalyp$e :
L3G#NDddAIRY ByURDZZZ™ mixxx2k12†††ape
by “©REEPY MARBLES”
articUNO+zapaDOS+molTRES = THE SOLUTION NOT THE PROBLEM (PEN†AGONILLIONAIRE, SEP†AGONILLIONAIRE) ∆$∆$∆$∆$∆$∆$∆$∆$∆$
©©©©©©©©© first everrrrrrrrrrrrr 3 minute mixxxtape-throbb™ about the breakbeat bird legendz of slave-wave virtual h8 maschinez in tha shadow banking corp. core of the goddam planet yall fake the snake and give it up # CIA musical 2k12 ©©©©©©©©©©©
©©©©© my jiigga-dinosaurz don’t you know about the repillian plot to steal your thoguhts with soil that is made of mulch from thousands upon thousands of tiny gameboy monoploized cartargized make sure you speeeel check weverythingg cuz wiiif you don’t thems bugsz is gonna gets yous ©©©©©©
LLLlllll3gen#aridy BYUrdddsss @ da #centeroftheworld #illiminazifreemooseonsonthemoon
articUNO+zapaDOS+molTRES = THE SOLUTION NOT THE PROBLEM (PENTAGONILLIONAIRE) ∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
creepy marbles ! @
popterroristwave #george washington reptillian carver
Jan. 12, 2012 @ 5:32 PM _
LI$TEN/DOWNLOAD/BUY SHMU’S #3 ALBUM OF 2011!!!! THA CHUGGLY THROBB LP by CREEPY MARBLES
“This album came out of nowhere. I found it on a blog I like quite a bit called Dayvanzombear, and on first listen, this thing hit me instantly. It’s like a mesh of wiedo hip-hop a la Yoni Wolf kinda/collage/glitchy Animal Collective~y harmonies and sound palette/textures thrown at your face. I definitely feel like I’m eating colors with this one. So many burbly water sounds! This album wants to be in your friendship treehouse club. It’s warm, inviting vibe wraps its arms around you. How did this album not get much press? Definitely most overlooked record of the year.”
AGREED. THANX SHMU!
Jan. 5, 2012 @ 9:09 PM _
+++ ALSO +++ CHECK OUT Decoder’s KICKSTARTER page !!! THROW EM A COUPLE BUX TO HELP WITH PRINTING CO$TS AND RECEIVE SUM COOL $HIT!!!!!
Jan. 2, 2012 @ 6:36 PM _
“Creepy Marbles’ new music video for “escape from BRO CAVE” is the movie Camp Nowhere but with more condoms and stop motion and with better music and with much better Dave Matthews hand jobs. The video is frantic and bizarre. Whether or not the product placement is ironic is no matter. It all works and upon viewing the video you feel a little more out of your head. You could imagine Harmony Korine’s funk-drunk brothers spazzing on cocaine and Monster energy drinks or you could just watch and see for yourself how great it all is.” - YESWAVE.TV